😂 Messages
Funny messages
Light jokes to share with friends and in your groups. Clean humour, good vibes.
Message of the day
My diet plan: eat what I want, then look at gym videos on YouTube. Results coming soon.
I told my wallet we were going shopping. It started crying before we reached the market.
My diet plan: eat what I want, then look at gym videos on YouTube. Results coming soon.
Network said "4G". My phone said "loading". My patience said "goodbye".
I am not lazy, I am in energy-saving mode like my phone at 5%.
When someone says "I am on the way", in Douala it can mean they are still bathing.
Money talks. Mine only says "goodbye".
My bed and I have a special relationship: every morning it begs me to stay, and every morning I almost agree.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
They say "follow your dreams". So I went back to sleep.
I would tell you a joke about the WiFi, but I am not sure you would get the connection.